She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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