If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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