While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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