Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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