Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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