He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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