what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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