The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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