Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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