Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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