Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize