Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm both gender and math confused
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