so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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