I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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