Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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