:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am spending my child support on dildos
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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