Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
