He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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