just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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