she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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