he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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