i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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