you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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