Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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