weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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