We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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