the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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