I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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