i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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