We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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