is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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