is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing