I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have tasted many bathrooms