Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I understand Curling. That high.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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