Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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