you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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