Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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