Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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