hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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