yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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