I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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