His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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