Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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