Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
