Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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