i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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