We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Nicole vs. Life
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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