I cockslap morals
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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