she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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