I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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