just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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