Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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