The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
