This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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