I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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