i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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