Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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