you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
50% drunk capacity currently
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm sobbing to NWA
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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