The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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