No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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